LOL. What an over the top “special offer” I received from United

I recently received an email from United Airlines detailing a “special offer” for The Private Suite at LAX. Having never heard of The Private Suite, I was at least curious enough to open it, even though I normally trash everything that comes in as United’s News & Deals mail.

Boy, was I in for a surprise. This is quite the place. And quite the “deal”.

The Private Suite LAX

The Private Suite at LAX is a one-of-a-kind experience, and I was getting a one-of-a-kind offer! Yay! Apparently because I was flying from Santa Rosa to Los Angeles, they figured I might want to enjoy this special experience on this short little itinerary. So kind of United to send me this offer.

The Private Suite takes your “stressful and…